Jill-isms:

Things actually said by Jill in person or in text.

"Aminals", instead of animals.

"Fake Murderers".

She explained to us this is what the Pine County District Attorneys Office jokingly calls people who sell fatal doses of drugs to others.

Jill to Mike:

"You were supposed to die 10 years ago."

"Indian Mafia" - The group of Native Americans that she is convinced want to kill her because she works for the people who prosecute some of them. Also the reason she has a steel bar across her bedroom door.

When finding out Mike gave his son Power of Attorney to handle some of his affairs, Jill yelled:

"You just handed them the farm, Mike, it's gone!"

Jill to Mike: "I hate them! I hate them! I hate them! I hate them! I HATE them! I'm going to KILL those two, and it won't be pretty."

(speaking of 2 of Mikes daughters)

"Fake Arrest" In reference to her DUI, she told us she would not be charged because the cops were all her friends.

Jill to Mike:

"Then you should just go out back and shoot yourself in the head".